{"id":13,"date":"2013-01-29T01:01:04","date_gmt":"2013-01-29T01:01:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.6dphotos.com\/?page_id=13"},"modified":"2013-05-11T18:46:33","modified_gmt":"2013-05-11T18:46:33","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.6dphotos.com\/6dwp\/about\/","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bender, hurry! This fuel&#8217;s expensive! Also, we&#8217;re dying! I don&#8217;t want to be rescued. You wouldn&#8217;t. Ask anyway! Bender, being God isn&#8217;t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Now what?<\/p>\n<div class=\"container-fluid\">\n<div class=\"accordion\" id=\"accordion2\">\n<div class=\"accordion\" id=\"accordion2\">\n<div class=\"accordion-group\">\n<div class=\"accordion-heading\"><a class=\"accordion-toggle\" href=\"#collapseOne\" data-toggle=\"collapse\" data-parent=\"#accordion2\"> Anthology of Interest I<br \/>\n<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"accordion-body collapse in\" id=\"collapseOne\">\n<div class=\"accordion-inner\">\n<p>I&#8217;m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Oh right. I forgot about the battle. Take me to your leader!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Do a flip!<\/li>\n<li>Who am I making this out to?<\/li>\n<li>You are the last hope of the universe.<\/li>\n<li>And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who&#8217;s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>A Taste of Freedom<\/h3>\n<p>Son, as your lawyer, I declare y&#8217;all are in a 12-piece bucket o&#8217; trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin&#8217; up that ol&#8217; mess you caused. Kids have names? Say it in Russian! Shut up and get to the point! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"accordion-group\">\n<div class=\"accordion-heading\"><a class=\"accordion-toggle\" href=\"#collapseTwo\" data-toggle=\"collapse\" data-parent=\"#accordion2\"><br \/>\nCollapsible Group Item #2<br \/>\n<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"accordion-body collapse\" id=\"collapseTwo\">\n<div class=\"accordion-inner\">\n<p>Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I&#8217;m still single? It&#8217;s &#8217;cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Guess again. Professor, make a woman out of me. I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Stop it, stop it. It&#8217;s fine. I will &#8216;destroy&#8217; you!<\/li>\n<li>If rubbin&#8217; frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don&#8217;t wanna be right.<\/li>\n<li>Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"accordion-group\">\n<div class=\"accordion-heading\"><a class=\"accordion-toggle\" href=\"#collapseThree\" data-toggle=\"collapse\" data-parent=\"#accordion2\"><br \/>\nWhen Aliens Attack<br \/>\n<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"accordion-body collapse\" id=\"collapseThree\">\n<div class=\"accordion-inner\">There&#8217;s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Good man. Nixon&#8217;s pro-war and pro-family. Bender?! You stole the atom. Who am I making this out to? I was all of history&#8217;s great robot actors &#8211; Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! 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